The United States of Ozlantis is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 240 million Ozlantisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ozlantisian economy, worth 16.8 trillion Ozzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,109 Ozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, going on a diet invalidates your passport, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, and the sick are forced to play medicine lotteries to survive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ozlantis's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ozlantis is ranked 317,202^nd in the world and 33^rd in Aurelian Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.