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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,527thMost Authoritarian: 10,642ndMost Conservative: 13,867th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Who they waitin' on? That's Pablo
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Pablo8

Population1.064 billion

Currencydollar
Animaltiger

The Republic of Pablo8 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.064 billion Pablo8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pablo8ian economy, worth 58.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,975 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pablo8's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pablo8 is ranked 89,251st in the world and 516th in Pablo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,091.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,527thMost Authoritarian: 10,642ndMost Conservative: 13,867thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,779thMost Pacifist: 18,291stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,032ndNicest Citizens: 21,690thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,087thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,929th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Accessible: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pablo8 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Pablo8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Pablo8, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.

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