The Republic of Pain Bot is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.075 billion Pain Bots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The strong Pain Bot economy, worth 422 trillion pains a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,351 pains, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and builders across Pain Bot are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is moderate. Pain Bot's national animal is the robot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pain Bot is ranked 137,521^st in the world and 4,000^th in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 103.77 on the Clooney Contribution Index.