The Colony of Palestine is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.705 billion Palestineans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The strong Palestinean economy, worth 983 trillion sheklars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,825 sheklars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,762 per year while the poor average 2,139, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Palestine's national animal is the Eagle of Saladin.

Palestine is ranked 181,232^nd in the world and 44^th in Eastern Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.