The Republic of Paminy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zurio with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.862 billion Paminyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jabulqa. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paminyian economy, worth 228 trillion Barays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,464 Barays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Paminy's stability, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paminy's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bebelism.

Paminy is ranked 12,887^th in the world and 17^th in United Commonwealth for Nicest Citizens, with 27.25 average smiles per day.