Population | 5.706 billion |
Capital | Parsend |
Faith | Solism |
Currency | Parnam |
Animal | Wolf |
The Empire of Parsend is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.706 billion Parsendians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parsend. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Parsendian economy, worth 351 trillion Parnams a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,559 Parnams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, Jennifer Government is banned, and there are no longer any roads less traveled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parsend's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solism.
Parsend is ranked 228,250th in the world and 492nd in A Taco Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 735.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Parsend's influence in A Taco Paradise fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Parsend resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Parsend's influence in A Taco Paradise fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Parsend was endorsed by The Island Republic of Mark.
- : Parsend's influence in A Taco Paradise rose from "Zero" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Parsend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Parsend was endorsed by The Night's Watch Rangers of The Haunted Forest.
- : Parsend was endorsed by The Republic of Gashia.
- : Parsend endorsed The Island Republic of Mark.
- : Parsend relocated from Pogang to A Taco Paradise.