Peace through Superior Firepower
Population | 16.74 billion |
Capital | Fortified Monument of Peace |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | unicorn |
The Armed Republic of Peace through Superior Firepower is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.74 billion Peace through Superior Firepowerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortified Monument of Peace. The average income tax rate is 79.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Peace through Superior Firepowerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,601 trillion bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,119 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peace through Superior Firepower's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Peace through Superior Firepower is ranked 101,443rd in the world and 4th in Democratia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,278.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Peace through Superior Firepower was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Primitive, and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
- : Peace through Superior Firepower's influence in Democratia fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Peace through Superior Firepower, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.