
| Population | 6.748 billion |
| Capital | Pedda |
| Leader | King Inath |
| Faith | Esina's Black Mirror |
| Currency | mana |
| Animal | rabite |
The Ancient Kingdom of Pedda is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Inath with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.748 billion Peddans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pedda. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Peddan economy, worth a remarkable 2,296 trillion manas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 340,334 manas, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-mana charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pedda's national animal is the rabite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esina's Black Mirror.
Pedda is ranked 26,503rd in the world and 18th in Japan for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-mana charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, the Peddan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Peddan RPG.
- : Following new legislation in
Pedda, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.





































































