
| Population | 1.566 billion |
| Capital | Veyer Bay |
| Leader | Chancellor Waters |
| Faith | Milquarianism |
| Currency | stochel |
| Animal | Sandhill Crane |
The United Administrative State of Pellinor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Waters with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 1.566 billion Pellinori enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veyer Bay. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pellinori economy, worth 180 trillion stochels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 115,154 stochels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Chancellor Waters's wardrobe, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, Pellinori novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Chancellor Waters, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pellinor's national animal is the Sandhill Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Milquarianism.
Pellinor is ranked 262,610th in the world and 60th in Audinesca for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, Pellinori novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Chancellor Waters.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Chancellor Waters's wardrobe.
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Pellinor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, being Chancellor Waters has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.





















































