The Nomadic Peoples of Penguin Gypsies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.323 billion Penguin Gypsies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Penguin Gypsy economy, worth 672 trillion Antarctican doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 54,568 Antarctican doubloons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,156 per year while the poor average 11,130, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Penguin Gypsies's national animal is the Mermaid, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Penguin Gypsies is ranked 130,086^th in the world and 29^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -41.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.