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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,547thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,829thMost Influential: 4,432nd
The Imperial Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
We shall spill all our blood to keep this land our own
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cofrosia

Population920 million

CapitalKauris
LeaderKaiser Hans Ferdinand von Almendau

Currencyarset
Animalroyal eagle

The Imperial Confederation of Cofrosia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Hans Ferdinand von Almendau with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 920 million Cofrosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kauris. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cofrosian economy, worth 114 trillion arsets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,494 arsets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cofrosia's national animal is the royal eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cofrosia is ranked 170,322nd in the world and 3,129th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 138.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,547thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,829thMost Influential: 4,432ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,788thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,196thMost Developed: 17,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,161stLowest Crime Rates: 21,822ndMost Cultured: 22,226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,314thMost Patriotic: 22,419thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,700thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,220thHighest Food Quality: 25,111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,882ndMost Devout: 28,813th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 378th in the regionMost Patriotic: 405th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 417th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Influential: 454th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 458th in the regionNicest Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 464th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 473rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 477th in the regionMost Developed: 485th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 493rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cofrosia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
  • : Cofrosia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Cofrosia, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.

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