The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Aegon V of House Targaryen with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 17.895 billion Ebonhandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,579 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,773 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ebonhand's national animal is the Velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Griffinism.

Ebonhand is ranked 4,378^th in the world and 122^nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,510.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.