Population | 5.281 billion |
Capital | New-Kaminola |
Leader | Egor from New-Kaminola |
Currency | Kalolian hryvnia |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Kalilola is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Egor from New-Kaminola with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.281 billion Kalilolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Kaminola. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalilolan economy, worth 693 trillion Kalolian hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,291 Kalolian hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the atmosphere in Kalilolan boardrooms is turning more gay, t-shirts displaying a photo of Egor from New-Kaminola performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalilola's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kalilola is ranked 144,029th in the world and 2,593rd in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 551.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalilola was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, t-shirts displaying a photo of Egor from New-Kaminola performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, the atmosphere in Kalilolan boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Kalilola, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Dominion of Albend.
- : Kalilola endorsed The United States of Poguelands.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Kalilola endorsed The Queendom of Marre.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 92 » Drystar, Ebonhand, Curlyhoward, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Great Scapula, Sporaltryus, Legosia, Goldnation, Amerion, Purisect, Greater Lamero, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, Arscanesia, Land Without Shrimp, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Wehraboos, Tepertopia, Dhemixia, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Tsunamy, Morian, Asarana, America Gone Wrong, Altnavia, Lilli Lands, Kaoia, PenguinPies, Great Lothian, Kringalia, Farelonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Belschaft, Blipp, Farengeto, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Khnomania, Corpoterra, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, and 42 others.Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Dun Frest, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Purestan, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Valles Stellarum, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, The Grand Potato Empire, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Hacrela, 7 Trees, Albend, Haya-Nagatoro, Poguelands, Megistos, Marre, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, Amerikanisches Imperium, and Meglomania.