The Republic of Nixoniaxo is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic population of 410 million Nixonixoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormwind. The average income tax rate is 51.8%.

The powerhouse Nixoniaxoan economy, worth 33.0 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,392 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Laws are littered with references to cheese, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nixoniaxo's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Nixoniaxo is ranked 106,430^th in the world and 1,864^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,570.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.