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Most Authoritarian: 5,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,326thMost Income Equality: 8,457th
The Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
And Here We Are Still
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Penrynn

Population221 million

Currencytoken
Animalsalamander

The Community of Penrynn is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 221 million Rynians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rynian economy, worth 9.74 trillion tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,081 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penrynn's national animal is the salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Penrynn is ranked 303,119th in the world and 226th in Squeaky Squeakers for Most Developed, scoring 49.29 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,326thMost Income Equality: 8,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,199thMost Pacifist: 9,345thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,298thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,055thTop
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Most Secular: 18,262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,996thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,261stMost Inclusive: 29,641stMost Extreme: 31,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,547th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Accessible: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the region
No WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 4 » Old Deathland, Uueidhhd, British Rangoon, and Semi-Sentient Tumbleweed.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, criminals identify as innocent.
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops — filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Penrynn, the army consists of only generals and grunts.

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