The Republic of Peopitando is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 1.344 billion Peopitandoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Peopitandoan economy, worth 53.8 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,050 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peopitando's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Peopitando is ranked 204,660^th in the world and 6^th in Puppet Storage for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.