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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,536thHighest Crime Rates: 2,056thFattest Citizens: 2,171st
The Zombie Empire of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mimi Mimikins

Population11.902 billion

CapitalMerlee's Mansion
LeaderSpider Empress Mimi Mimikins
FaithChurch of Rubies

CurrencyRuby
AnimalSpider

The Zombie Empire of Mimi Mimikins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.902 billion Mimikins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlee's Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimikin economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 126,880 Rubies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 726,737 per year while the poor average 10,689, a ratio of 68.0 to 1.

The police double as repo men, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, and it is a silent spring in Mimi Mimikins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mimi Mimikins's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Rubies.

Mimi Mimikins is ranked 287,606th in the world and 11,099th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,536thHighest Crime Rates: 2,056thFattest Citizens: 2,171stMost Avoided: 2,683rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,211thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,860thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,254thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,238thMost Armed: 5,598thLargest Mining Sector: 8,929thLargest Retail Industry: 9,220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,203rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,145thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,931stLargest Black Market: 16,063rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,915thHighest Economic Output: 18,106thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,328thMost Devout: 21,894thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,038thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,942ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,178th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 96th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Avoided: 171st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 225th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 361st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 393rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 395th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 449th in the regionMost Armed: 477th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 932nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 974th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,071st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,089th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,094th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,117th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Avoided, the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Disposable Incomes, and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, it is a silent spring in Mimi Mimikins.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, computers are allowed but only just.
  • : Mimi Mimikins altered its national flag.

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