The Confederacy of Petro Perfect is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.43 billion Petro Perfectians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The Petro Perfectian economy, worth 102 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,877 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petro Perfect's national animal is the parrot.

Petro Perfect is ranked 188,320^th in the world and 86^th in Stygian Abbey for Most Developed, scoring 53.55 on the Human Development Index.