The Colony of PHALL33 is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.981 billion PHALL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient PHALL33ian economy, worth 606 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,708 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PHALL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

PHALL33 is ranked 170,233^rd in the world and 1^st in Peoples Hall for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,640.29 Standard Monetary Units.