Population | 16.303 billion |
Capital | Zreah |
Leader | Paipa Rara |
Currency | Nyusi |
Animal | Painted Kakapo |
The Free State of Phoeczenu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paipa Rara with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 16.303 billion Phoecuenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zreah. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Phoecuene economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Nyusis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,590 Nyusis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, Phoeczenu recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoeczenu's national animal is the Painted Kakapo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Phoeczenu is ranked 11,559th in the world and 5th in The LCRUA for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.46 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Phoeczenu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Phoeczenu's influence in The LCRUA fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Phoeczenu's influence in The LCRUA rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Phoeczenu was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Army of Stretchington, infecting 14 million survivors.
- : Phoeczenu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Phoeczenu, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Phoeczenu, Phoeczenu recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Phoeczenu's influence in The LCRUA fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Negotiator".
- : Phoeczenu's influence in The LCRUA rose from "Negotiator" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Phoeczenu's influence in The LCRUA fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.