The Queendom of Pick Me Up is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.213 billion Pick Me Upians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pick Me Upian economy, worth 160 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,115 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,561 per year while the poor average 32,937, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", corporate lobbying has been outlawed, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pick Me Up's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pick Me Up is ranked 277,677^th in the world and 5^th in the Subspace Hideout for Largest Black Market, with 76.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.