The Perverted Mind of Piero Sraffa is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by COMRADE-FUHRER SRAFFA with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.953 billion Nomads are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newd England. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nomadic economy, worth a remarkable 8,504 trillion Chicken Nugets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 448,733 Chicken Nugets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,625,646 per year while the poor average 88,307, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Piero Sraffa's national animal is the Pelican, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of SRAFFALOGY.

Piero Sraffa is ranked 9,399^th in the world and 1^st in Hyperborea for Most Cultured, scoring 117 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.