The Republic of Pina Coladas is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 21.876 billion Pina Coladasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The thriving Pina Coladasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion pina coladas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,752 pina coladas, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Pina Coladas to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Pina Coladas's national animal is the fish.

Pina Coladas is ranked 57,580^th in the world and 18^th in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,292.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.