The Republic of Pink Erasers is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pearl with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.301 billion Pink Erasers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inopa City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The very strong Pink Eraserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion pearls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,690 pearls, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, Pink Erasers is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Pearl has just been declared ruler of Pink Erasers in an international press conference, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is moderate. Pink Erasers's national animal is the flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nihilism.

Pink Erasers is ranked 4,526^th in the world and 5^th in Equilism for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,410.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.