The Republic of Pizzalandalia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.988 billion Pizzalandalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaville. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pizzalandalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Baltoks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,384 Baltoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizzalandalia's national animal is the Pizza-hued Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pizzalandalia is ranked 64,710^th in the world and 1^st in Order of the Backassward Lotus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 629.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.