Population | 11.136 billion |
Capital | New Baltimore |
Leader | Emperor Justin Zhang |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | kek nab |
Animal | dog |
The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.136 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,900 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 440,025 kek nabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the government snoops on private internet connections, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and in pet stores nationwide dogs are growing in popularity. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
ZhangKeyesland is ranked 67,526th in the world and 2,329th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, in pet stores nationwide dogs are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, the ZhangKeyeslandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, a rusted hulk in New Baltimore harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in The North Pacific.
World Assembly
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