The Holy Blue Republic of Pocket is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.641 billion Pocketians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Pocketian economy, worth 330 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,153 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,603 per year while the poor average 10,354, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pocket's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Pocket is ranked 285,462^nd in the world and 8^th in Galactic Empire of Sween for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 35.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.