The Controversial lil bro of Pohan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Geoffrey I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.364 billion Pohanasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pohanasia City. The average income tax rate is 39.8%.

The sizeable but inefficient Pohanasian economy, worth 69.8 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,146 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pohan's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pohan is ranked 164,958^th in the world and 33^rd in THE W0RLD for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,413.27 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.