The Theocracy of Pol Mysh Albecine is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 11.482 billion Pol Mysh Albecineans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pol Mysh Albecinean economy, worth 290 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,325 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pol Mysh Albecine's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pol Mysh Albecine is ranked 147,512^th in the world and 2^nd in The League of Communists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.22 law-abiding acts per hour.