The Commonwealth of Polva County is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.299 billion Polva Countyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Polva Countyian economy, worth 674 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,211 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every day's an auto-de-fé day, Polva County Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the Small Council has more than a little influence, and the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polva County's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polva County is ranked 27,378^th in the world and 5^th in Counties of Estonia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 263.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.