The United Republic of Pomachetti is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Premian Utachino with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.125 billion Pomachettians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mophto. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pomachettian economy, worth 91.8 trillion Piongals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 81,629 Piongals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, being Premian Utachino has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and Margretism has been named as Pomachetti's national religion. Crime is totally unknown. Pomachetti's national animal is the Deer and Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Margretism.

Pomachetti is ranked 23,996^th in the world and 20^th in Esportiva for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 53.18 on the Kitten Softness Rating.