The Esophageal Pringle Canning of Prescott Pharmaceuticals is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by nasty Phil -Rx- Prescott with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.687 billion Prescott Pharmaceuticalsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kennebunkport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The powerhouse Prescott Pharmaceuticalsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion doses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 78,685 doses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,170 per year while the poor average 12,005, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, Nasty Phil -Rx- Prescott is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prescott Pharmaceuticals's national animal is the patient, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Ask Your Doctor.

Prescott Pharmaceuticals is ranked 179,718^th in the world and 1^st in Corporate States of America for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.