Population | 5.43 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer120 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.43 billion Printer120ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Printer120ian economy, worth 802 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,801 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer120's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer120 is ranked 288,688th in the world and 2,488th in Two for Nicest Citizens, with 0.24 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer120 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Printer120 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, bicyclists are banned from major roads.