by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Devout: 3,401stLargest Mining Sector: 3,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,193rd
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Brrrrrrrr
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Printer408

Population5.503 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The United States of Printer408 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.503 billion Printer408ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer408ian economy, worth 909 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,275 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer408's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer408 is ranked 278,067th in the world and 1,820th in Two for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Top
5%
Most Devout: 3,401stLargest Mining Sector: 3,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,305thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,625thNudest: 7,882ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,607thMost Efficient Economies: 10,017thLargest Retail Industry: 11,357thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,387thLargest Black Market: 11,454thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,470thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,911thLargest Governments: 12,394thRudest Citizens: 13,195thTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,483rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,541stLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,466thHighest Average Incomes: 17,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,729thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,118thMost Cultured: 22,395thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,549th
Top
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the regionTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 244th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Printer408 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Printer408 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, pet owners exercise their legendaries at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, the people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer408, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.

More...

Report