The Armed Republic of Private Mercenaries is a large, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning None population. The compassionate, democratic population of 164 million Private Mercenariesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Private Mercenariesian economy, worth 6.11 trillion Sachalin Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,267 Sachalin Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Private Mercenaries's national animal is the None.

Private Mercenaries is ranked 297,341^st in the world and 10^th in Raspberry Commune for Largest Populations, with 164 million capita.