The Commonwealth of Prolai is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 496 million Prolaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porasia. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Prolaian economy, worth 42.4 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,550 Toastarian Bolivars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prolai's national animal is the Prolai Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Prolai is ranked 264,620^th in the world and 36^th in The Toastic Assembly for Largest Black Market, with 116 billion Standard Monetary Units.