The Catholic Community of Provinces Protectorate is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.571 billion Provinces Protectors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican City. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The strong Protective economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,681 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, euthanasia is illegal, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Provinces Protectorate's national animal is the dove of peace and its national religion is Catholicism.

Provinces Protectorate is ranked 126,961^st in the world and 1^st in Virtual Roman Catholic Church for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 576.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.