The 5th Republic of Pryakane is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aôtâ Prîakenê Vutûlu with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 7.145 billion Prikenis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perkeraūa. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prikoni economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Prya-Eouks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,213 Prya-Eouks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Prya-Eouks to support "struggling" industries, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pryakane's national animal is the Pryvholin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pryakane is ranked 7,966^th in the world and 3^rd in Callista for Highest Food Quality, scoring 176.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.