The Oppressed Peoples of Punk Hazard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Clown with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.938 billion Punk Hazardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ice Lands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Punk Hazardian economy, worth a remarkable 4,465 trillion SADS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 248,913 SADS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,896,619 per year while the poor average 8,998, a ratio of 210 to 1.

The clergy of ShuuuuuuuureWriter remains a single-sex institution, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and all music has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Punk Hazard's national animal is the Smiley, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ShuuuuuuuureWriter.

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