The Federal Republic of PYPL is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.412 billion PYPLians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The PYPLian economy, worth 279 trillion PYPL Shareses a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,709 PYPL Shareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PYPL's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

PYPL is ranked 151,062^nd in the world and 5^th in NYSE for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,012.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.