The Federation of Qude is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Willson XIV with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.171 billion Qudeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qude DC. The average income tax rate is 50.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Qudean economy, worth 110 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 94,624 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is illegal, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, children often kick pandas for amusement, and Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qude's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Qude is ranked 12,734^th in the world and 2^nd in The waters for Nicest Citizens, with 27.46 average smiles per day.