The Republic of Inner Ted Imazahvatia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Grand Director with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.768 billion Imazahvatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gem city. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Imazahvatian economy, worth 800 trillion Gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,965 Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Ted Imazahvatia's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Inner Ted Imazahvatia is ranked 11,961^st in the world and 279^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 371.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.