The Democratic Socialist Empire of Raccooniah is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Mark Rubio with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.553 billion Raccoons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raccooniahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion Dubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,372 Dubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

GDP growth is the preferred altar of national worship, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, a passport is literally priceless, and the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raccooniah's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Raccooniahan Orthodoxy.

Raccooniah is ranked 9,666^th in the world and 8^th in Saint Helene for Most Corrupt Governments, with 158.25 kickbacks per hour.