The Nomadic Territories of Ragnox is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gordon Eónan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.606 billion Ragnoxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Madison. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ragnoxioan economy, worth a remarkable 2,006 trillion Ragtorios a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,871 Ragtorios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Gordon Eónan is a silly poophead, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ragnox's national animal is the North-Eastern Tundra Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Metalism.

Ragnox is ranked 3,764^th in the world and 1^st in Gravy for Highest Food Quality, scoring 228.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.