The Blossoming Land of Rainian is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Viktor Kovalenko with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 7.654 billion Rainians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Ehrins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,625 Ehrins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, replacement organs are grown in vats, and card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainian's national animal is the Sea serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Rainian is ranked 70,208^th in the world and 3,569^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,031.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.