The Democratic States of Rambler30 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Zebra population. The hard-working population of 12.612 billion Rambler30ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The Rambler30ian economy, worth 589 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,776 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rambler30's national animal is the Zebra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rambler30 is ranked 33,346^th in the world and 12^th in Cringe and Poggers for Most Primitive, scoring 67.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.