The Rockin' Guitar Solo of Randy Rhoads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Randy Rhoads with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 34.965 billion Randy Rhoadsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quiet Riot. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Randy Rhoadsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion guitar picks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,374 guitar picks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', organ donation is compulsory, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randy Rhoads's national animal is the Heavy Metaller, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Randy Rhoads is ranked 59,677^th in the world and 10^th in Ozzy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,701.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.