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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,209thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,275th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Economy
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Raul35

Population7.904 billion

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Animalkiwi

The Republic of Raul35 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.904 billion Raul35ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Raul35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,270 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raul35's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Raul35 is ranked 279,383rd in the world and 10,551st in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -330.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,209thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,438thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,743rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,002ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,504thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,601stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,261stLargest Mining Sector: 4,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,993rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,344thMost Patriotic: 6,479thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,963rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,819thLowest Crime Rates: 10,579thMost Efficient Economies: 10,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,806thHighest Economic Output: 12,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,424thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,898thLargest Governments: 21,127thSmartest Citizens: 24,059thHealthiest Citizens: 27,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 27,857th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Black Market: 165th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 171st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 237th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 296th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 323rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 384th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 405th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 514th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 516th in the regionMost Patriotic: 526th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 542nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 649th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 685th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 686th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 801st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Raul35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Raul35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Raul35, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in Raul35, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Raul35 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Raul35, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Raul35, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Raul35, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Raul35, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Raul35.
  • : Following new legislation in Raul35, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.

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