The Grand Duchy of Raven Feeders is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.651 billion Raven Feedersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raven Feedersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,862 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and golden statues of Bears line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raven Feeders's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Raven Feeders is ranked 31,340^th in the world and 1^st in Fornsigtuna for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.95 law-abiding acts per hour.