The People's Republic of Really terrible is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 367 million Really terribleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terrible City. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Really terriblean economy, worth 1.75 trillion Terribles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 4,763 Terribles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Workers' complaints never reach central planning, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, Leader isn't a national brand, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Really terrible's national animal is the Slaves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Really terrible is ranked 331,514th in the world and 20th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,071.88 Standard Monetary Units.
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Really terrible, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
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Really terrible, Leader isn't a national brand.
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Really terrible, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday.
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Really terrible, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
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Really terrible, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
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Really terrible's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Really terrible, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
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Really terrible, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
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Really terrible, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Slaves.
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Really terrible, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
























